MY OWNER BEATS ME

Poppers are Fine but.. Pit Stink is Great! Armpit Fetish Gear

Pit's Hot Dogs - "If you like the taste of Hot dogs - You'll love the taste of Pit's"

Let 'em know your into it! :) Your foot, My face.

Wear your Armpit Fetish with Pride: "Let's Sniff Pits & Fuck!"

Are your Pits worthy to be called sniff bait?

I'm not fucking stupid. I mean, I used to. But we broke up.

Dad Joke: A Goldfish in a Septic tank isn't Swimming, It's just going through the Motions

They call me "Cum Fingers"

YES YOU CAN ACTUALLY ORDER the "Sold Out" Design

Available as TWO SIDED T-Shirt ONLY Front says: TRY ME Back says: TRIED & TESTED (w/ Cum on Finger Smiley)

My Mind is in the Gutter and My Balls are down Here

You know what you are - you know what you want - Rank Pig

Advertise your strengths or what you seek...? Hairy Pits P.S. A note from us, If you shave your armpits - PLEASE STOP! :)

Make someone's day a whole lot better.. Let 'em Sniff your Armpits! "Sorry you had a bad day you can sniff my pits if you want"

Let 'em know why you're sweaty! With our "GYM SWEAT" design. Nothing better than an Alpha who's ripe with a little Gym Sweat am I right?!! :)

Don't Bully Me - I'll Cum The conversation starter!

Do You or Someone you know Deserve this Shirt?

Let your love of Pits shine thru discretely with our PitStop design

Bears Specific - I prefer Pits over Tits

You Didn't read that right

Camping can be REAL Fun! - Sometimes can get a little intense.. Sometimes get Two In Tents!

"I prefer Pits over Tits"

KINKPIGS - If Today Is Monday I Showered Yesterday - Wear it ANY day and watch people work out when you last showered! :D LMAO

Armpits are Ripe & Ready - Come get 'em fellas!

Just a simple Lube logo to get 'em in the mood :)

My Pits are up Here - Tanktop

Have some humor at your Pride Parade or maybe your leg day workout? Support your LGBTQ fitness buddy or just get noticed!

Sex or Waiter - Sometimes it's all you want!

WARNING - MY SENSE OF HUMOR MIGHT HURT YOUR FEELINGS! Some people should come with a Warning Label :)

KINKPIGS - "Pit Pig" Get your Piggy on with our unique and exclusive Armpit Fetish Pig. Sniff, Lick & Enjoy!

When ya' Love Nipples & Armpits!

Elevator Humor - Life - Dead Inside - Stinky armpits

Have a laugh at her expense - whether she IS pregnant or whether she's just put on a few pounds!

Great arrangement - "You Buy Dinner & The Sex is Free! "

The Scent of Man Musk